Lord of the papers
Three figures from the undergrad who is always high
Seven tables from the lab tech with his heart of stone
Nine supplements from the postdocs, with careers doomed to die
One manuscript for the Editor on his dark throne
In the journal submission form, where the shadows lie
One paper to rule them all, one paper to find them
One paper to bring them in and in the darkness bind them
In the submission form, where the shadows lie
Awesome!