Let's get this clear: Tyrannosaurus rex, the best selling figurine of class reptilia is not my favorite bad-ass top-of-the-food chain predator. Come on. Did you see its arms? I mean...
As a kid, I always thought the Allosaurus was much cooler. For one thing, it was on the cover of my favorite dinosaur book, "The How and Why Wonder Books of Dinosaurs". Along with a Pteranodon, Rhamphorhynchus (thanks for the correction, Charlie), making it one of the three most important dinosaurs, ever! Admittedly, the third was a Brontosaurus, a dino shown to be not extinct, but never to have actually existed.
But for some reason, Spielberg thought that the T. rex was cooler than the Allosaurus, and featured it as the terror-du-jour in Jurassic Park. (Jurassic? Allosaurus lived during the Jurassic. Rexie lived in the late Cretaceous, some 90 million years later). The lack of credibility of his choice is apparent, as ol' rexie was cast alongside large Velociraptors. The real Velociraptor was the size of a goose, and with feathers & all probably looked a bit like one, albeit with teeth and a long tail. But it's hard to terrorize your audience when Jeff Goldblum is being chased by a pair of honking toothed geese.
There were two things I liked in Jurassic Park:
1) This memorable quote:
(How many times has Unix been mentioned in Hollywood? Even with this hokey GUI?)
2. The notion that I may be able to fulfill my childhood dream of commanding an army of Allosauruses, meting out retribution against all those who wronged me in pre-school. (Yes, my memory is that long, in case you were wondering if you should mess with me.)
Unfortunately, it seems that my dream has been shattered, like so many car windows in Jurassic Park. A recent study published in the Proceedings of the Royal Society B has determined the half-life of DNA. From a report on the study in Nature:
...palaeogeneticists led by Morten Allentoft at the University of Copenhagen and Michael Bunce at Murdoch University in Perth, Australia, examined 158 DNA-containing leg bones belonging to three species of extinct giant birds called moa. The bones, which were between 600 and 8,000 years old, had been recovered from three sites within 5 kilometres of each other, with nearly identical preservation conditions including a temperature of 13.1 ºC.
So the researchers actually had a good timeline with which to estimate the half-life of DNA. To physically do it, they tried to amplified a 242bp segments of mitochondrial DNA using standard primers from Moa of different ages.
They proceeded to amplify DNA the recovered from differently dated bones, and determined that the DNA degraded by first-order kinetics (kinda, see below), and the half life of the moa mtDNA as k=521 years. So how much can we hope to recover from the Allosaurus? Since dinosaurs are really birds (or vice versa) we can assume bird-size genome, say 1074 million bp (I'm basing this on Chicken). After t=150 million years we would only have Nt = 1.07x109 x e-kt which leaves us basically with, um, nothing. There goes my Allosaurus army. Sniff.
Our results indicate that short fragments of DNA could be present for a very long time; at –5°C, the model predicts a half-life of 158 000 years for a 30 bp mtDNA fragment in bone. Even rough estimates such as this imply that sequenceable bone DNA fragments may still be present more than 1 Myr after deposition in deep frozen environments. It therefore seems reasonable to suggest that future research may identify authentic DNA that is significantly older than the current record of approximately 450–800 kyr from Greenlandic ice cores
Somewhere in Greenland, or Antarctica, my Allosaurus army of bloody reckoning lies in wait. It sleeps, dreaming, perhance of the set of primers that will awaken it. And when it rises from its early Jurassic slumber, boy, are some kids going to be sorry they knew me. Soon. Very, very, soon...
EDIT: apparently someone else thinks that Allosaurus kicks Rexie's ass:
Allentoft ME, Collins M, Harker D, Haile J, Oskam CL, Hale ML, Campos PF, Samaniego JA, Gilbert MT, Willerslev E, Zhang G, Scofield RP, Holdaway RN, & Bunce M (2012). The half-life of DNA in bone: measuring decay kinetics in 158 dated fossils. Proceedings. Biological sciences / The Royal Society PMID: 23055061